27-01-2023
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If you decide to watch this movie make sure you take a mop & bucket along with you and some 50 paracetamols for an overdose!
The movie is an epic mess and designed only for perverts and those eager to go running to see the bikini shot scenes / song or srk khans raisin type physic on his old age shoulders!
There are just way to many scenes to laugh at but here are a few memorable bits...Not in order, but I have written them down as I remember..so bare with me! 
The car chase, in Dubai or Saudi , wherever...the poor quality vfx is noticeable the minute you see the chase scenes...Looks more like cheaply generated computer animation...The way they battle on top of the moving vehicles, the way John has two or one of he scientists airlifted like a bag of potatoes able to just pull on the straps ...
Dimple Kapadias poorly written role as the boss of a spy department of ex broken soldiers...srk acts as if he is chagre more then her, this was more like watchn James bond and Q, who later becomes a female in many of the James bond trilogies...
When Indian raw agents are able to monitor CCTV and other gizmos sat from the Indian office, you instantly will remember scenes from Jason Bourne identity movies ...(cringe!)
When Srk meets Deepika, who is a ISI Pakistani agent, who roams around in a bikini in her introduction scene but left her Hijab or burqa at homer LoL
The constant jokes on Raw and ISI, as if Pakistan is super helpful and the victims of international terrorism..?
Why is Pathan as a Muslim? Talking about the significance of "Rakt bheej?"
Is his character Hindu or Muslim? or is he just culturally aware of "mythology? as an Indian"
The most cringiest aspect are the 1 liners and cheesy dialogues which are predictable...
Srk needs saving since his hands are tied, yet escapes at the start of the movie by beating down an entire team...Yet Deepika back flips and smashes up Johns team of experts within seconds, but later needs help to escape while they share the one hand held gun?
The cheesy lines in Russia, where Pathan knows every corner in Moscow as a field agent, yet he calls the currency "boobies" and not "ruble" , that escaped his mind very fast?
And when Deepika asks, "are you Muslim?" (the hotel scene) LoL
The entire movie is created with rubbish lines to appease and play with woke / liberal sentiments 
When srk saves the school children in Afghanistan and comes out his coma, he realizes that everyday someone was praying for him....They show Muslims praying in the background and he has a taveez tied to his arm, but these kind of rituals are progressive but vedic rituals are backwards?
When Deepika and srk rob the safe, Deepika walks into the building with her blond wig on, but ends up on the roof (since they only have 10mins to perform the task) in a complete different outfit and her hair and make up totally different!
LoL
The movie is a compete bheja fry!
Last edited by Neha.Kulkarni; 27-01-2023 at 07:15..
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