And just in case your pride still won't listen to me, read this:
Fatawa Mazahir ul Uloom vol.1 page 84-85 Fatawa Ibn Abidin [Shaami] vol.1 page
217-218
(Muslim Food Guide 3rd Edition 2000) :
in the Name of Allah, Most Compassionate, Most Merciful
TABDEEL-E-MAHIYAT [CHANGE IN THE ORIGINAL PROPERTIES OF A SUBSTANCE]
Soaps undergo tremendous changes from its original substance, so all soaps will be permissible to use for Muslims. (this is where your theory is correct)
Tabdeel-e-Mahiyat is the total transformation of something whereby the original substance retains no properties of its former state and differs completely from it in application. One must understand that to include everything and anything under this analogy or cite modern food production techniques does not necessarily satisfy the condition of Tabdeel-e-Mahiyat. A classic example is Gelatine, a thickener used in food derived from skins, tendons, ligaments, bones, to produce a gelling agent. However some remnant of the original product still remains in the final packaged product making it impure and improper for use despite the great chemical changes it underwent. Hence this will not be considered Tabdeel-e-Mahiyat or Halaal.