A wife asks her husband, “How would you describe me?”
A wife asks her husband, “How would you describe me?”
He replies, “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
The confused wife asks, “What does that mean?”
Her husband replies, “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
The wife says, “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
“I’m just kidding!”
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener.
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