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A boy meets a ghost. The ghost is also a young man.

Little boy: How did you die?

Ghost: I got hit by a car.

Little boy: Were you trying to cross the road?

Ghost: Something like that.

Little boy: What do you mean?

Ghost: I was trying to save someone.

Little boy: But why?

Ghost: I didn’t want her to get hurt.

Little boy: You sacrificed your life for the one you loved? I bet she’s sad now because she lost you.

Ghost: No, she’s happy, because the one I saved was her boyfriend…