The Greeks had the Trojan Horse.
Donald Trump has... The Trojan Trump.
In this "deleted scene" from Elon Musk's The Odyssey, Trump, Stephen Miller, JD Vance, Marco Rubio, Elon Musk, and the rest of the crew hatch their most brilliant plan yet: hide inside a giant wooden Trump and catch the Democrats completely by surprise.
It's a foolproof strategy...
...right up until it isn't.
⚔️ THE TROJAN TRUMP – Deleted Scene from Elon Musk's The Odyssey is now playing on Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies.