I was in the shop looking for a jacket to buy my girlfriend as a present

08-07-2020 16:34 love123#1
I was in the shop looking for a jacket to buy my girlfriend as a present.

I couldn’t decide which one to get, so I asked the salesman, “If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend, which one would you get?

He said, “A bulletproof one. I’m married.”

:-*