"MY government will ensure...Jihadi Corby followers will not sell Disney dreams to the public, nor will they hand out free WIFI to sulky cry baby protesters this Xmas�� ooh, and MY government will give a huge tight slap to jihadi's, who appose freedom of speech" (A)
"MY government will buy brainless, deluded Corby worby followers a box of tissues this Xmas (extra absorbent)." ;p(A)